Hai.

Amanda. 22.
Gleek. Klainer.
Chris Colfer is flawless and Darren Criss is an asshole
Lover of bulldogs and pandas.
Green is my favorite color, and toast is my weapon of choice.

Enjoy!

 

gleekto:

the-cimmerians:

i am crying too hard over your prettiness to even call you a dick

Cimmerians has such a beautiful way with words.

gleekto:

the-cimmerians:

i am crying too hard over your prettiness to even call you a dick

Cimmerians has such a beautiful way with words.

tea-tears-and-bbc:

ballerina-austin:

deductionswiththedoctor:

So we started reading Romeo and Juliet in English class and i yelled out SPOILER: Romeo and Juliet die… and i shit you not at least 1/3 of the class got really pissed at me beacuse they didnt know thats how it ended

IT TELLS YOU IN THE PROLOGUE

CIVIL BLOOD MAKES CIVIL HANDS UNCLEAN

WHAT DID YOU THINK THEY WERE TALKING ABOUT, SOMEONE GETTING A PAPERCUT

(Source: waywardwanders)

ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

martinafromasgard:

everyday-im-fangirlin:

stalkerish:

bonerfloozy:

most people have an “Unattractive” phase. 

BUT NOOOO

I’M DARREN FUCKING CRISS I HAVE TO BE ATTRACTIVE FROM THE DAY I LEFT MY MOMS VAGINA.

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YOU GIANT ASS DICKHEAD I HATE YOU

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OOOH I HATE YOU AND I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH